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Another surgery — while knee-deep in the insurance swamp
Los Angeles Times

Andrew Fabella, are you out there?

Please report to post-op at Keck Hospital of USC early Monday morning.

I’m coming back to have the other knee done. That’s right, folks, I’m kicking off the new year by getting a partial right knee replacement because my medial cartilage is cottage cheese and I’m bone on bone, just like I was on the left knee. I need to be in top shape this year because I’ve got mayoral candidates to chase and a 9-year-old daughter who’s already too much for me to handle on the tennis courts.